My gawd this is uncomfortable

Now the clowns have put me on the back of the van. Haven't even left the street and I've got severe chafing. I reckon I'll be lucky to make it to Geelong.

Dane the alien mascot

Hi, My name is Dane. I'm made of paper mache and am saving up for a full length sleeve tattoo. My favourite colour is green. I hope to make it around Australia on the back of a caravan. My main fear is those freaks from South Australia interfering with me, rain and rats. Wish me luck!